So when I moved to Arizona almost 10 years ago, I brought with me lots of hand-me-down furniture from my parents. Included in the mix was this rust corduroy-covered short chair, with wood legs. My dad had the chair when he first moved to Oberlin, 40-plus years ago, so this thing has some history... apparently several re-upholsterings, many houses, much use. My dog, Wilson, quickly made it his, though people still sat in the chair from time to time. Somewhere along the way, the chair lost its legs, and it completely became a glorified dog bed. Over the years, I've had many roommates, and Wilson has had many canine and feline roommates. What's been interesting is the politics around this chair over the years. The dog who's on the top of the pecking order gets the chair. Apparently, poor Wilson has let himself get pecked right out of his chair, time and time again.
About a year ago, Minou, a terrible and quite lovable kitten, came into my life. She and Wilson became fast friends, but it's really only been in this era post-roommates that the power struggles between the two of them have really become clear. Wilson puts up with quite a bit from Minou, including allowing her to chase him away from his own food bowl, allowing her to use his tail as chasing toy, and putting up with this last bit. Here's how the game goes:
- Wilson sleeps peacefully in his chair. His nose gently rests on the edge of the chair.
- Minou, always the troublemaker, quietly sneaks into the room, and up to the edge of the chair, close to unsuspecting Wilson.
- Minou swats Wilson across the nose (no claws).
- Wilson stirs, grumbles, and goes back to sleep.
- Minou swats again, this time, with claws.
- Wilson sits up, barks at the cat, scaring her away. Wilson lays back down and goes to sleep.
- Minou makes her approach again. She swats, claws out, and stands her ground.
- Wilson wakes again, bothered, and chases the Minou around the room.
- By one lap around the room, Minou climbs in the chair, curls up, and goes to sleep.
- Wilson sheepishly moves to the couch, or his round little rug.
While it leaves poor Wilson at the bottom of the pecking order yet again, it's terribly entertaining. This happens at least once a day, often more. While neither Minou nor I have grown tired of the game, I have a feeling Wilson is…